Thursday, November 5, 2009

Don't try this at home

So, if you're ready for a fresh level of hell, attempt to (simultaneously):

Plan your 4 year-old's birthday party
Plan your cross-country trip to be there when your oldest daughter gives birth
Build up your PR business
Get clients to, y'know, pay you
Organize an impossible networking event
Make that 2
Wait, 3
Not spazz out about your karaoke company (and the accompanying karaoke contest finals TONIGHT)
Keep track of all your damn kids

Not posted:

work out
eat well

I'm just one person, after all.